Battle Royale: Tournament of the Worst Variety

The stories I have are mostly on a scale of one to ridiculous. And unfortunately, I have far too many ridiculous stories. These stories range from one line of pure ignorance to unbelievably bad first dates. I’ve always wondered how my experiences would rank against the others. So this week, I finally did the ultimate comparison. After creating a top 16 bracket of cringe-worthy experiences, my friends and I pitted the stories against one another.

To power protect, the top 8 favored to win were randomly paired against the bottom 8 stories. Here is the initial bracket.


Who will win? Stories already shared like Dave & Buster’s or FICO? Or will there be an ultimate cringe-champion story not yet told? Find out in the countdown of the top 16 most ridiculous stories of my online dating history.

16. Self-Deprecating Danny

15. No Chill Logan

14. Bad Teacher

13. Boring Ryan

12. Neville Lyingbottom

11. Tony Stark

10. Murdering Mormon

9. Paypig

8. Matt Not In AZ

7. Ryan FICO

6. Dave and Busters

5. Telling Voice

    4. 10 Things I Hate About You

             3. You Remind Me

One thought on “Battle Royale: Tournament of the Worst Variety

  1. Pingback: 6. Dave and Busters – Extemporaneous and Single

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